I have an intrinsic fear of heights, which I believe every human has because, you know, gravity. But I also understand that some people actually have a FEAR of heights, which I don't have. You guys know the difference between fear and FEAR, right? Okay.
If you have a FEAR, then you might not want to watch this:
Someday, when I get famous on Myspace (or whatever), and I have gobs of disposable income, I am going to do stuff like this every weekend. Audrey would love that.
"Hey Bob, how was your weekend?"
"Pretty solid, man."
"Cool, do anything fun?"
"Oh you know, a few beers with my buddies on Friday, a little SNL with the lady friend on Saturday, and... OH! And I finally beat Call of Duty XVII yesterday afternoon! I'm tellin' ya, those terrorists are hard to kill... What'd you get into?"
"Not too much, I just traveled to Scandinavia where I skied off a cliff and parachuted to safety, but not before FLYING THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A BIRD at terminal velocity in my wingsuit."
"So, the usual? Right on."
nobody likes you
6 years ago
6 comments:
"do some flips (or something)"
OOOk
i totally have that jacket that the red dude is wearing except mine is black. that means i'm cool* right?
*tool
Dang!
Holy crap!
What happens to the skis?
next best quote.
"now its getting boring so we play around"
i'm gonna be in nashville soon. got a little floor space?
i will have floor space in two days when i move into my new place - give me a call when you get in town.
(six-one-five)-five-eight-four-five-seven-seven-four
NOOOOOOO!
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