7.31.2009

david thorne

Apparently this guy is internet-famous for trying to pay an outstanding bill with a computer sketch of a seven-legged spider via email. Read that correspondence here. And, apparently, Mr. Thorne has made the act of confusing people with circular logic into a hobby. The following is a correspondence between his landlord, Helen Bailey, and himself:
_______________

18th May, 2009
Adelaide, South Australia

Dear Mr. Thorne,

It has come to our attention through complaints by other tenants in your building that you have a dog at the premises. Under the agreement you signed as part of the Strata, animals are not permitted.

Please call me or email me to discuss this matter as soon as possible.

Yours Sincerely,
Helen Bailey
_______________

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Thank you for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.

Regards, David.
_______________

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?

Helen
_______________

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.

Regards, David.
_______________

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?

Helen
_______________

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhea.

Regards, David.
_______________

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.

Helen
_______________

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.
_______________

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?

Helen
_______________

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .

Regards, David.
_______________

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.

Helen
_______________

What a genius. This guy should be a lawyer. For more laughs, go here.

7.30.2009

the snuggie just got a lot more stupid



"Hi, my name is Tilly, and I am the ugliest 'dog' ever. I'm actually a fluffy rat, but don't tell animal control, LOL! Also, my owner obviously lacks full mental capacity because they think that dogs need to wear blankets around! We get so cold in just our fur coat! Silly humans."

America will buy these up like hot cakes, and it will further ingrain my belief that the Apocalypse is quickly approaching.

7.23.2009

do some flips or something

I have an intrinsic fear of heights, which I believe every human has because, you know, gravity. But I also understand that some people actually have a FEAR of heights, which I don't have. You guys know the difference between fear and FEAR, right? Okay.

If you have a FEAR, then you might not want to watch this:



Someday, when I get famous on Myspace (or whatever), and I have gobs of disposable income, I am going to do stuff like this every weekend. Audrey would love that.

"Hey Bob, how was your weekend?"

"Pretty solid, man."

"Cool, do anything fun?"

"Oh you know, a few beers with my buddies on Friday, a little SNL with the lady friend on Saturday, and... OH! And I finally beat Call of Duty XVII yesterday afternoon! I'm tellin' ya, those terrorists are hard to kill... What'd you get into?"

"Not too much, I just traveled to Scandinavia where I skied off a cliff and parachuted to safety, but not before FLYING THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A BIRD at terminal velocity in my wingsuit."

"So, the usual? Right on."

7.22.2009

25 things about to become extinct in america

The times they are a-changin', you guys. This is a new phenomenon! Bob Dylan wrote that song this morning while drinking a cup of cultural relevance...

What? It's not 1964?

I knew that, but change is still weird -- even in 2009. Standard mail is snail mail, America's Funniest Home Videos is Youtube, the telephone is the iPhone. That's all fine and dandy, I guess. But what is crazy is how quickly the rate of change is accelerating. The cycle of "in" and "out" puts my head into a spin.

"The Iranian Revolution was so... June."

"Your cell phone has buttons?!"

"Michael Jackson was the greatest American who ever lived was ever worshiped inside of a golden coffin on national television."

I CAN'T KEEP UP!

Now, finally, I can. This new list from Schargel Consulting Group highlights 25 things that are about to become extinct in our country. Some of them are obvious. Some have been a long time coming. Some are downright sad. I am particularly sad to see #15 and #4 on this list. I am going to do some research and figure out how to save #15. It will be the new in-thing to save #15. People will have bumper-stickers.

25. U.S. Post Office
They are pricing themselves out of existence. With e-mail, and
and online services they are a relic of the past. (refer to #9)
Packages are also sent faster and cheaper with UPS.

24. Yellow Pages
This year will be pivotal for the global Yellow Pages industry.
Much like newspapers, print Yellow Pages will continue to bleed
dollars to their various digital counterparts, from Internet
Yellow Pages (IYPs), to local search engines and combination
search/listing services like Reach Local and Yodel Factors like20an
acceleration of the print ‘fade rate’ and the looming recession
will contribute to the onslaught. One research firm predicts the
falloff in usage of newspapers and print Yellow Pages could even
reach 10% this year — much higher than the 2%-3% fade rate seen
in past years.

23. Classified Ads
The Internet has made so many things obsolete that newspaper
classified ads might sound like just another trivial item on a
long list. But this is one of those harbingers of the future that
could signal the end of civilization, as we know it. The argument
is that if newspaper classifieds are replaced by free online
listings at sites like Craigslist.org and Google Base, then
newspapers are not far behind them.

22. Movie Rental Stores
While Netflix is looking up at the moment, Blockbuster keeps
closing store locations by the hundreds. It still has about 6,000
left across the world, but those keep dwindling and the stock is
down considerably in 2008, especially since the company gave up a
quest of Circuit City. Movie Gallery, which owned the Hollywood
Video brand, closed up shop earlier this year. Countless small
video chains and mom-and-pop stores have given up the ghost
already.

21. Dial-up Internet Access
Dial-up connections have fallen from 40% in 2001 to 10% in 2008.
The combination of an infrastructure to accommodate affordable
high speed Internet connections and the disappearing home phone
have all but pounded the final nail in the coffin of dial-up
Internet access.

20. Phone Landlines
According to a survey from the National Center for Health
Statistics, at the end of 2007, nearly one in six homes was
cell-only and, of those homes that had landlines, one in eight
only received calls on their cells.

19. Chesapeake Bay Blue Crabs
Maryland’s icon, the blue crab, has been fading away in Chesapeake
Bay. Last year Maryland saw the lowest harvest (22 million pounds)
since 1945. Just four decades ago the bay produced 96 million
pounds. The population is down 70% since 1990, when they first did
a formal count. There are only about 120 million crabs in the bay
and they think they need 200 million for a sustainable population.
Over-fishing, pollution, invasive species and global warming get
the blame.

18. VCRs
For the better part of three decades, the VCR was a best-seller
and staple in every American household until being completely
decimated by the DVD, and now the Digital Video Recorder (DVR). In
fact, the only remnants of the VHS age at your local Wal-Mart or
Radio Shack are blank VHS tapes these days. Pre-recorded VHS tapes
are largely gone and VHS decks are practically nowhere to be
found. They served us so well.

17. Ash Trees
In the late 1990s, a pretty, iridescent green species of beetle,
now known as the emerald ash borer, hitched a ride to North
America with ash wood products imported from eastern Asia. In less
than a decade, its larvae have killed millions of trees in the
Midwest, and continue to spread. They’ve killed more than 30
million ash trees in southeastern Michigan alone, with tens of
millions more lost in Ohio and Indiana. More than 7.5 billion ash
trees are currently at risk.

16. Ham Radio
Amateur radio operators enjoy personal (and often worldwide)
wireless communications with each other and are able to support
their communities with emergency and disaster communications if
necessary, while increasing their personal knowledge of
electronics and radio theory. However, proliferation of the
Internet and its popularity among youth has caused the decline of
amateur radio. In the past five years alone, the number of people
holding active ham radio licenses has dropped by 50,000, even
though Morse Code is no longer a requirement.

15. The Swimming Hole
Thanks to our litigious society, swimming holes are becoming a
thing of the past. ‘20/20′ reports that swimming hole owners, like
Robert Every in High Falls, NY, are shutting them down out of
worry that if someone gets hurt they’ll sue. And that’s exactly
what happened in Seattle. The city of Bellingham was sued by Katie
Hofstetter who was paralyzed in a fall at a popular swimming hole
in Whatcom Falls Park. As injuries occur and lawsuits follow,
expect more swimming holes to post ‘Keep out!’ signs.

14. Answering Machines
The increasing disappearance of answering machines is directly
tied to No 20 our list — the decline of landlines. According to
USA Today, the number of homes that only use cell phones jumped
159% between 2004 and 2007. It has been particularly bad in New
York; since 2000, landline usage has dropped 55%. It’s logical
that as cell phones rise, many of them replacing traditional
landlines, that there will be fewer answering machines.

13. Cameras That Use Film
It doesn’t require a statistician to prove the rapid disappearance
of the film camera in America. Just look to companies like Nikon,
the professional’s choice for quality camera equipment. In 2006,
it announced that it would stop making film cameras, pointing to
the shrinking market — only 3% of its sales in 2005, compared to
75% of sales from digital cameras and equipment.

12. Incandescent Bulbs
Before a few years ago, the standard 60-watt (or, yikes, 100-watt)
bulb was the mainstay of every U.S. home. With the green movement
and all-things-sustainable-energy crowd, the Compact Fluorescent
Lightbulb (CFL) is largely replacing the older, Edison-era
incandescent bulb. The EPA reports that 2007 sales for Energy Star
CFLs nearly doubled from 2006, and these sales accounted for
approximately 20 percent of the U.S. light bulb market. And
according to USA Today, a new energy bill plans to phase out
incandescent bulbs in the next four to 12 years.

11. Stand-Alone Bowling Alleys
BowlingBalls. US claims there are still 60 million Americans who
bowl at least once a year, but many are not bowling in stand-alone
bowling alleys. Today most new bowling alleys are part of
facilities for all types or recreation including laser tag,
go-karts, bumper cars, video game arcades, climbing walls and glow
miniature golf. Bowling lanes also have been added to many
non-traditional venues such as adult communities, hotels and
resorts, and gambling casinos.

10. The Milkman
According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, in 1950, over
half of the milk delivered was to the home in quart bottles, by
1963, it was about a third and by 2001, it represented only 0.4%
percent. Nowadays most milk is sold through supermarkets in gallon
jugs. The steady decline in home-delivered milk is blamed, of
course, on the rise of the supermarket, better home refrigeration
and longer-lasting milk. Although some milkmen still make the
rounds in pockets of the U.S., 0A they are certainly a dying breed.

9. Hand-Written Letters
In 2006, the Radicati Group estimated that, worldwide, 183 billion
e-mails were sent each day. Two million each second. By November
of 2007, an estimated 3.3 billion Earthlings owned cell phones,
and 80% of the world’s population had access to cell phone
coverage. In 2004, half-a-trillion text messages were sent, and
the number has no doubt increased exponentially since then. So
where amongst this gorge of gabble is there room for the elegant,
polite hand-written letter?

8. Wild Horses
It is estimated that 100 years ago, as many as two million horses
were roaming free within the United States. In 2001, National
Geographic News estimated that the wild horse population had
decreased to about 50,000 head. Currently, the National Wild Horse
and Burro Advisory board states that there are 32,000 free roaming
horses in ten Western states, with half of them residing in
Nevada. The Bureau of Land Management is seeking to reduce the
total number of free range horses to 27,000, possibly by selective
euthanasia.

7. Personal Checks
According to an American Bankers Assoc. report, a net 23% of
consumers plan to decrease their use of checks over the next two
years, while a net 14% plan to increase their use of PIN debit.
Bill payment remains the last stronghold of paper-based
payments — for the time being. Checks continue to be the most
commonly used bill payment method, with 71% of consumers paying at
least one recurring bill per month by writing a check. However,
a bill-by-bill basis, checks account for only 49% of consumers’
recurring bill payments (down from 72% in 2001 and 60% in 2003).

6. Drive-in Theaters
During the peak in 1958, there were more than 4,000 drive-in
theaters in this country, but in 2007 only 405 drive-ins were
still operating. Exactly zero new drive-ins have been built since
2005. Only one reopened in 2005 and five reopened in 2006, so
there isn’t much of a movement toward reviving the closed ones.

5. Mumps & Measles
Despite what’s been in the news lately, the measles and mumps
actually, truly are disappearing from the United States. In 1964,
212,000 cases of mumps were reported in the U.S. By 1983, this
figure had dropped to 3,000, thanks to a vigorous vaccination
program. Prior to the introduction of the measles vaccine,
approximately half a million cases of measles were reported in the
U.S. annually, resulting in 450 deaths. In 2005, only 66 cases
were recorded.

4. Honey Bees
Perhaps nothing on our list of disappearing America is so dire;
plummeting so enormously; and so necessary to the survival of our
food supply as the honey bee. Very scary. ‘Colony Collapse
Disorder,’ or CCD, has spread throughout the U.S. and Europe over
the past few years, wiping out 50% to 90% of the colonies of many
beekeepers — and along with it, their livelihood.

3. News Magazines and TV News
While the TV evening newscasts haven’t gone anywhere over the last
several decades, their audiences have. In 1984, in a story about
the diminishing returns of the evening news, the New York Times
reported that all three network evening-news programs combined had
only 40.9 million viewers. Fast forward to 2008, and what they have today is half that.

2. Analog TV
According to the Consumer Electronics Association, 85% of homes in the U.S. get their television programming through cable or satellite providers. For the remaining 15% — or 13 million individuals –
who are using rabbit ears or a large outdoor antenna to get their local stations,
change is in the air. If you are one of these people you’ll need to get a new TV or a converter box in order to get the new stations which will only be broadcast in digital.

1. The Family Farm
Since the 1930s, the number of family farms has been declining
rapidly. According to the USDA, 5.3 million farms dotted the
nation in 1950, but this number had declined to 2.1 million by the 2003 farm census
(data from the 2007 census hasn’t yet been published).
Ninety-one percent of the U.S. FARMS are small Family Farms.

SAVE THE SWIMMING HOLE!

7.19.2009

samamidon: the originals

The summer of 2007 saw my already growing love for American folk music climbing exponentially. I spent the summer riding my bike through the Old City to WDVX studios on Gay Street, where I attended The Blue Plate Special every single day. I also helped produce Matt Morelock's "Happy Camper" radio show on Monday nights. We played two hours of old American recordings followed by two hours of music from Matt's obscure world music collection. I often wore overalls, I was the new owner of a little hound dog, and my car was smashed. And it rained three times in as many months. Something about that summer seemed very antique. It was very James Agee, if I may use that as an adjective.

Shortly after the summer ended, I was introduced to Samamidon, a musician from New York. A Vermont native, his parents were folk musicians with an affinity for Appalachian traditionals. Samamidon's most recent album, All Is Well, is a collection of covers of some of those very songs. Even though it didn't come out until the following winter, I always think of summer 2007 when I hear it.


All Is Well was recorded in Valgeir SigurĂ°sson's Greenhouse Studio in Iceland (as was Bonnie 'Prince' Billy's The Letting Go, Mum's Finally We Are No One, and most of Bjork's albums), with arrangements by Nico Muhly (Grizzly Bear's Veckatimest, Antony and the Johnsons' The Crying Light, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy's The Letting Go), and it is beautiful and chilly.

A few All Is Well tracks along with the oldest recording of the song I could find (most were written before the recording industry blossomed):
_______________

"Saro"

Doug and Jack Wallin (mp3)








Samamidon (mp3)







_______________

"Wild Bill Jones"

Dock Boggs (mp3)








Samamidon (mp3)







_______________

"Fall On My Knees"

Fred Cockerham, Oscar Jenkins & Tommy Jarrell (mp3)








Samamidon (mp3)







_______________

"Little Satchel"

Fred Cockerham (mp3)








Samamidon (mp3)







_______________

"Sugar Baby"

Dock Boggs (mp3)








Samamidon (mp3)







_______________

7.17.2009

24

ME: I'm 24!

SOCIETY: Nobody cares! Shut up and pay your taxes.

ME: But it's my birthday...

SOCIETY: Uh-huh... Go to work.

it's not the obed, but still...

I am moving into my friend, Jon Haire's house in two weeks. It is in the Sylvan Park area of Nashville. What else is in Sylvan Park? CLIMB NASHVILLE. Look how close I will be to simulated paradise (A= my house, B= Climb Nashville):


View Larger Map

Those WALKING directions are only 16 minutes. And I'm sure I could walk the 0.8 miles quicker -- not to mention I could drive it in about 2 minutes. Fantastic. Should I pay the $300 for a 6-month membership? The membership includes yoga and abs classes, access to weight room, access to cardio equipment, and all the climbing I can handle!

7.16.2009

whip it!

This is kinda weird:

7.14.2009

music in film

I "grew up" loving the the way directors like Cameron Crowe and Wes Anderson used music in their movies (probably because they were both incendiary enough to use Sigur Ros in their soundtracks), but I have since changed a little bit. I still love a soundtrack full of obscure 60's British Invasion songs and German models turned singers, of course, but I'm not necessarily going to love your movie just because the soundtrack includes cool music. Sorry, Zach Braff.

So, I have here, four movies that came out semi-recently, and each use music that is potent and moving. All of these movies were some of the very best I've seen in a while, and the music was a huge part of why they worked so well.

Rachel Getting Married







"Unknown Legend" (Neil Young cover)
by Tunde Adebimpe of TV on the Radio (mp3)










________________________


The Visitor







"Je'nwi Teni (Don't Gag Me)"
by Fela Anikulapo Kuti (mp3)










________________________


The Wrestler







"The Wrestler"
by Bruce Springsteen (mp3)










________________________


Into The Wild







"Hard Sun" (Indio cover)
by Eddie Vedder (mp3)

7.09.2009

blinded by the light

I'd like to share a paper I wrote in the Spring of 2008. It was written for a class that focused on how technology is introduced into society (slowly, through trend-setters, to the huddled masses, and finally to the "unfortunate stragglers"). I was taught by a self-proclaimed techno-junkie who seemed to hail all things new and shiny as great. So that may explain the obvious slant on my thesis: Technology has two sides. If I am leaning too far here, I apologize. I was trying my hardest to point out the other side to my techno-obsessed professor. That may explain the focus on education as well.

I also hope this can be a welcome addition to the discussion on hyperconnectivity.
____________________


When something is new, and the authorities laud it as remarkable, hip, or convenient, its manufactured shimmer is often blinding. It becomes easy to overlook certain harmful qualities if it fits into a trend, or, even more so, when it is technology. Society, generally speaking, views technology from one side. It is seen as a saving grace; a convenient solution to a problem that may itself be manufactured -- even imagined. And once culture adapts to these conveniences, the technology has its hold -- one that will cause pain if severed.

Imagine the Emperor in his new clothes. Certainly they were new and trendy -- the Emperor’s trusted advisers told him so. And just like society today, he trusted those advisers and went out in public in his “new clothes.” He was so blinded by the convenience and newness of the new trend in fashion that he never realized that he was walking around naked. Society today often falls into the very same trap.

We are told again and again (usually through the devices of a previous technology) how a new technology will make our lives so much easier, safer, longer, and better. But we fail to see that often times we are walking around naked.

I do not mean to imply that every technology falls into this allegory, but I do mean to say that every technology has two sides. When we see convenience, safety, and health, we could easily flip the coin and see murder, disruption, and death -- a death to our way of life, and a disruption of the way we communicate. But most of all, there is a disruption in the way we learn.

After a March 15, 2008 screening of Godfrey Reggio’s 1988 film Powaqqatsi, Reggio spoke about this disruption. His film portrays the working world, often in the third world, through a series of moving images set to music – no dialogue or plot line. His aim was to point to the fact that this world is dying.

“We are a part of the blue planet,” Reggio said. “Our technology removes us further and further from the real world. When we use technology to the extent that we do, we are no longer in this world, we are in a cyber world, and it cannot sustain itself. It is feeding off the labors of the working world at a pace that has brought us to a crossroads. But we continue to test its sustainability.”

After hearing Reggio speak about technology this way, I was reminded of the attitudes of the Luddites during the Industrial Revolution. As I began to wonder just how far back this way of thinking went, I started reading Neil Postman’s Technopoly. Postman begins his book with a striking allusion to Plato’s Phaedrus. In Phaedrus, the god Theuth visits King Thamus of Egypt. Theuth departs the wisdom of mathematics as well as the written word to Thamus with the hope that he will share this knowledge with the masses. While he is grateful for the knowledge, he is hesitant to give it to the people because he is afraid of imparting false wisdom. Thamus believed that the technology of written word would give the people an ability that would allow them to gain wisdom simply by reading about something and not fully understanding it -- false wisdom.

“What you have is a receipt for recollection, not for memory,” Plato writes of Thamus’ response to Theuth’s imparted knowledge. “And as for wisdom, your pupils will have the reputation for it without the reality: they will receive a quantity of information without proper instruction, and in consequence be thought very knowledgeable when they are for the most part quite ignorant. And because they are filled with the conceit of wisdom instead of real wisdom they will be a burden to society.”

So, this attitude toward technology goes at least as far back as Plato, and possibly Ancient Egypt. But then I realized that surely some had this same attitude when man discovered fire. Surely there were some who were hesitant to harness the power of the flame. Surely some saw the danger it held and refused to take and pass along the knowledge of fire’s creation. Perhaps they tried to destroy fire in some way -- the world’s original Luddite. Of this, I am not sure, but I believe this hesitation toward technology goes back to the beginning of man’s existence in this world. With our distinct ability to create and invent, comes the ability to destroy, dismiss, and disregard. This important ability seems to be lost on many, as we trudge forward into a territory where technology is quickly taking over the role of education.

The change in the way we educate ourselves and our children is one of the most striking ways that technology changes the landscape of culture. From the beginning of our lives, we are educated. We learn through our environment, from our parents, friends, and schools, and the world around us. Each of these inlets of education will change with new technologies. It is hard to even imagine the change that came from the written word, or the change when school systems were invented, or grading systems. And let’s not forget the recent mammoth change that came with the introduction of personal computers to education.

Not only is it changing the way in which we learn, it is changing who is able to learn. Cynthia West says in her book Techno-Human Mesh that, “Although economic class, gender, race, and age are intertwined, economic class and race are strong factors that influence the access to information resources that, along with computer skills, are becoming increasingly critical to finding a job, contacting colleagues, taking courses, researching products or finding public information. The economics of class explains the separation between the information ‘haves’ and ‘have-nots.’”

So technology creates a rift, or digital divide, through which some see an advantage and others a disadvantage. This rift, however, matters not when the education that the advantaged receive is flawed. Postman writes in the preface of his book The End of Education: Redefining the Value of School, “It has a late beginning and an early end and in between it pauses for summer vacations and holidays, and generously excuses us when we are ill. To the young, schooling seems relentless, but we know it is not. What is relentless is our education, which, for good or ill, gives us no rest. That is why poverty is a great educator. Having no boundaries and refusing to be ignored, it mostly teaches hopelessness. But not always. Politics is also a great educator. Mostly it teaches, I am afraid, cynicism. But not always. Television is a great educator as well. Mostly it teaches consumerism. But not always.”

The invention of new technologies has not only brought new ways of learning into the classroom and the home, but it has shifted the very center of education. Where it used to be centered on religion, it is now centered on science and numbers. Postman writes in Technopoly that we have experts in our culture. And with changes in technology and shifts in the focus, new experts have arisen. “Some of our priest-experts are called psychiatrists, some psychologists, some sociologists, some statisticians. The god they serve does not speak of righteousness or goodness or mercy or grace. Their god speaks of efficiency, precision, objectivity."

These great shifts in focus come about because of new ways of learning. When the computer was introduced into the classroom, children were suddenly expected to be able to adjust their learning skills to the teaching skills of a computer. Theodore Roszak writes in his book The Cult of Information that some kids understand computers -- some kids. He says it is the same way that some kids understand piano or some understand a paintbrush. It is a skill that not everyone has. This creates another rift within those who have access to them. There is now the advantaged, computer literate side, and a disadvantaged side whose members have a harder time “clicking” with computers.

But perhaps the most remarkable transformation has come inside the doors of higher education, where computers have entered quickly to become the most important new technology. Students are required to use them to complete any number of assignments, depending on the course of study. It is now possible for students to complete their entire course work from the comfort of their bedroom -- turning in all assignments via email to their instructor.

Roszak writes, “I will admit that, to a degree, one’s criteria of educational greatness may involve matters of personal taste. Some people relish the image of schools where ranks of solitary students in private cubicles sit in motionless attendance upon computer terminals, their repertory of activities scaled down to a fixed stare and the repetitive stroking of a keyboard.” He contrasts this with his own taste: “My own taste runs to another image: that of teachers and students in one another's face-to-face company, perhaps pondering a book, a work of art, even a crude scrawl on the blackboard. At the very least, that image reminds us of how marvelously simple, even primitive, education is. It is the unmediated encounter of two minds, one needing to learn, the other wanting to teach.”

While these social critics give example after example in history of how technology has affected negative change, Postman and Roszak continually note how they understand the positive affects as well. They each take the time to mention that they are using a computer to type the manuscript for their book, and they are using digital researching methods to gather information they will use to formulate their arguments. It is very important to be reminded of these positive affects -- ease of learning a wide variety of information quickly, learning about disease and health problems to help find cures and preventions, and becoming educated on things that are not immediately around you, such as another culture. Technology has two sides.

One side may be harmful and counter-productive, but the other side is just the opposite. While fire gives light and heat and allows for fully cooked food, it also burns and destroys habitats and lives. Television brought storytelling and hard-hitting news into the home, but it also brought advertising and commercialism into the home as well. While many are inspired by the stories that television produces, those same people become conditioned to the entertainment that a 30 second commercial brings, making it harder and harder to sit through a Shakespearean play or an opera. These things were once sought out entertainment but have become more and more boring and old-fashioned.

It is also important to remember that the very definition of culture points toward change. Education cannot remain a stagnant institution with certain ways of teaching that never change. Otherwise, children would leave the school and enter a world they know nothing about. The answer is adaptation -- not simply conformity, but adaptation. Education must use the strengths in technology to teach the children while highlighting the perils of its weaknesses as well. Education must look back on itself and learn which ways work and which don’t -- which technologies can be harmful when treated improperly or with too little respect. Children need to learn the addictive qualities of television and the Internet before they are free to use them at will for educational purposes. It must always be hands-on.

Without teachers physically present in the classroom, humanity is easily lost. When that happens, education becomes self-serving and robotic. Education’s purpose must be to preserve humanity, not destroy it. When technology is given full permission to take over it will destroy the things we hold dear. But if we remember that technology was created for us to use to our benefit, then it can be harnessed and used to produce well-rounded children who understand the pitfalls of a world where technology is given too much responsibility.

The responsibility of education is not to convince children that they should wear a certain pair of “new clothes” that will ultimately leave them embarrassed and naked. The responsibility of education is to teach children that the shimmer and shine of every new technology may just be blinding everyone to the fact that it is harmful.

7.07.2009

the visitor

HIGHLY recommended, y'all:

7.03.2009

extreme balance

My recent post on hyperconnectivity created a small discussion in the comment section that got my wheels turning. My friend Jason ended his comment with the line, "the older I get, the more it seems that many of the questions worth arguing about have answers that involve balance rather than extremes." He also stated his thought that technology is not at fault for our hyperconnectivity, but it is ourselves.

I think he is right -- social networking reflects the attitude of the user. I have discovered this during my ongoing love-hate affair with Facebook (and my hate-hate affair with Myspace). I discovered that social networking is something that can easily be abused -- but I am to blame if that relationship ever becomes abusive, not the tool itself. With great power comes great responsibility, right? And I can either choose to delete my account or learn self-control -- or as Jason says, practice "balance rather than extremes." I like that.

The Internet and all of it's applications should be arenas where we practice self-control (and expand the talkaboutable, as David Dark would bear witness), because, I believe a certain disconnect can occur if we aren't careful. That disconnection is tricky, though, because it seems to happen while millions of other connections are being made.

For example, it's so easy to forget how conversations really work in real life when we get so used to anonymous name-calling and racial slurs in online comment forums. Or we forget what money actually is while spending it with a click of a button, only to see a digital number decrease in an online bank account. Or we forget how to BE ALONE because we thirst for the constant sense of connection we feel while Twittering or blogging.

Of course, I believe God can connect to us through any avenue He wants. God could just as easily speak to us through Twitter as He could through a rock concert, a novel, or a beautiful 5.12b arete with an under-cling crux lit by the setting sun. And He chooses to speak to each of us in different ways. I have a friend who doesn't gain much insight or inspiration through being in the great outdoors, instead he receives through technology (specifically when ogling a curvaceous new Apple product).

So while being careful to remain connected to God's Grid, I don't want to be so careful as to write off anything my inner-Luddite hesitates to partake in. Although, I think I was given my Ludd sensibilities for a reason.

Do I sound too much like an old man? Is wondering about technology's impact on our connections a legitimate concern? Do you think the Internet is just a reflection of the real world, or is there something distorting the translation? Do you think it could be just as easy to find God's glory revealed via Firefox as it is to find it in Creation? Is that proven true by discussions in comments forums like this one?

7.02.2009

the land of the brave, and the home of the free

Good job, Chattanooga, Tenn. policeman!
Happy Fourth of July Weekend, everybody!