what is your car seat made out of?

This is the Russian-made Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. All you really need to know about it is that is will cost $1.5 million and the interior is fashioned out of WHALE PENIS LEATHER.

Other features include:
- Ruby Red matte paint
- Gold-plated bulletproof windows
- 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
- Whale Penis Leather interior
- Tungsten exhaust
- Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
- White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
- Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
- Additional outside kevlar coating
- Rogue Acoustic Audio System.
And, of course, of course - THREE BOTTLES of the world's most expensive vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.

Unreal. My mind just asploded.

Also, from the comments section of the site I read about this on:

Fauxhemian says, "Leather, from the biggest dick in the world, for the biggest dick in the world."

And eddie000 says, "Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: Send down four skin divers"

UPDATE: I just discovered that vodka costs $1.3 million per bottle. WHAAAAT IS GOING ON?!? One huge SUV: $1.5 million. Three bottles of RussoBaltique Vodka: $3.9 million value. Sitting on whale penis: Priceless.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I hope this will be our first car together. Or else, I'm not sure what I'll do.